March 2012
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fabraytush:
once i was reading this fic and it kept saying that blaine had a black mercedes and i kept getting so confused because i thought they were talking about mercedes and i was like “is it really necessary to mention her blackness?”
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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mandarkslab:
My hips are so sore from all of the imaginary sex I’m receiving.
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I can’t believe my aunt married that monster, though.
me: do you think Bruce was attractive a very, very, very, VERY long time ago? before he started putting people in trees?
sister: still holding that grudge?
me: he's the reason I'm afraid of heights, of course I'm still holding that grudge.
APPLE SLICES.
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I feel more awkward than a donkey in a herd of horses.
fuckmemoriarty replied to your post: Well, you’re a jerk. I hope an anvil falls on…
Caitlin, please marry my brother. I want you to be my sister in law, so I cant have your craziness all the time
I’d marry him if I didn’t think I’d scare him away.
Well, you’re a jerk.
I hope an anvil falls on your hand.
gleecolere asked: 17. What is the reason for your last smile?
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there’s going to be rain and thunder on Saturday, therefore my sister, her boyfriend and I can’t go to the zoo.
but
we’re going to go to Friendly’s then come home and build a fort.
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xokrista:
So, how are you?
What did you do today?
Anything on your mind?
Anything bothering you?
Anything you need to do but don’t want to?
What about something you did do but didn’t want to?
On a scale of 1 to 10, how good is life right this moment?
Anyone on your mind?
Anyone you miss? Why do you miss them?
Anyone you loath? Why do you loath them?
Are you in love? Why do you love...
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my hair’s so fluffy. pat my head, you’ll think I’m a Chow Chow.
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catnippingpeeta replied to your photo: you can see the red a little better. and I think…
cuuuuuuute hair
thank you!
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I wonder if I play a convincing guy…
hi I’m bored come talk to me hi.
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My dad hinted towards getting the family dog put to sleep.
Good.
Okay, that made me sound like a bitch. Look, I’m not okay with him dying, alright? I’ve had him since I was five or six. But, I don’t want him to suffer anymore, so…
aaaaaahhh my shoulder hurts. can someone punch it for me?
February 2012
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I mean, I know other countries are cheering all this shit on, but America’s the source, if that’s what you want to call it.
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I kind of hate America.
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EVERYONE READ THIS. THIS IS HUGE IMPORTANT.
fuckmemoriarty:
riningear:
there-is-no-pumpkin:
Seriously, reblog this right now. Any of your followers can be Anonymous. Whether this is real or not, precautions are always good.
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“If you were going to be some lame, suburban dad, why couldn’t you have been that for me?”
BARNEY WHY
apparently animal welfare association is waving adoption fees today.
WHY AM I NOT THERE.
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last night in my bed until March seventh D:
food is so good.
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please tell me there’s a fanfiction somewhere in which major bedhead gives loonette a package and she’s all ‘that’s a big package’ and then they have sex.
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“A tassel? Don’t toy with me, you saucy minx!”
Ugh, this show, man.